VII.
“Dr. Seuss Writes a NSFW Poem About MAGA”
If you White Trash would stop acting like White Trash,
we would stop calling you White Trash
You would stop feeling like white trash
And cease to be such a pain in the ass
but thinking a Yankee billionaire cares
and is gonna save your White Trash ass
is the exact reason we call you White Trash.
Don't wear those elections with pride.
To you all, everybody likes to lie.
And peddle the idea that Messicans and queers
Are the cause of your fears
When the real deal is this
You are cannon fodder.
Your father, brother, mother's brother, father's brother
all together
Had we our drothers
We'd send you all to die in a foreign land
At the drop of a dram of gasoline
in some far off Submitistan
Because we don't want you here
You're lazy.
You've been lazy for years. Epochs. Eons.
Just a bunch of tribal bitch peons
Who think that your cracker assed labor is as good as the highly intellectual work of your South Indian neighbor.
What a bunch of worthless cunts
Had I my choice I'd populate a nation with
Kittens rather than you whining runts.
Grow up.
Evolve. The world is a changing.
Jesus demands a man's skills are wide ranging
But you sloths, hacks, and fucknuts
Continue to holler that The Lord be arranging
A Jerusalem on a Hill
For a bunch of White Trash
On opiates and pills.
This is stupid. From the cities, I ask.
What do you need from us?
But after ten years,
Any answer would be a bust
I wrote this in twenty sixteen
In the years in between
My question conciliatory
Just now kind of bores me
The answer is nothing
We Libs done laughed too hard
As we stared across the yard
At the broken up trucks
Don't give a fucks
Struggles without meaning
Thinking themselves above everyone else
Who take handouts demeaning
Unlike themselves who take handouts cuz it's needed.
Stuck On megachurch Jesus
streaming dreams of Christ redeems
and the unbelievers are ripped apart at the seams
You frustrated with us?
Likewise
With the lies, half truths, twistifications
Enamorations, blatant falsifications
That grips half this nation
Every time that AM Radio
ecosystem squawks
Y'all jump
And with one voice shout out the same points that y'all gotta talks.
Black is white
White is black
That liberal was in the Klan but you neglect to mention so was your uncle Stan
And Dan and Steve Vann and a whole bunch of other fucks
Your solutions aren't
They're delusions
A bunch of intrusions
This Nation is still spiritually
a fyrd of Viking Peasants fighting cosmic illusions
Looking for Dad to come back mad
Save us all from the reptilian big bad
And take us out all for pizza in the back of his El Camino
Paying for video games
While he hugs on his dames
But it isn't gonna be that way
Christ aint salvation
And picking on the poor is the door to damnation even if they don't look like you.
Take a moment step back
Understand you're getting played
And the rich folks are still getting paid
To say pedophiles are arrayed
Around the town
Behind every smile behind every frown
To rile you up
Frothed past discerning
So you can't see that rage they display is just a con man's hand rifle-ing through
The pockets of every man
Who falls for this game. Take a step back
We're all in this together
As we destroy the winter and enter endless hot weather.